A blog that attempts to parody the critiques of former Idol judge Simon Cowell as both tribute to his excellence and realism and loyal devotion to the reality check he brought to the contestants.
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
8 Perform – Haley
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I find it fascinating that the judges finally gave a realistic critique this many weeks into the competition. It's unfortunate they picked you for it especially after Jennifer's plea to save the girls. Ironically, I wouldn't have been as hard on you as they were. You picked a very tough song, you are certainly not Debbie Harry, but compared to Lauren's poor Miley Cyrus, you were fantastic. You brought much more of a full package performance working the stage and commanding the audience than any other performance this evening so far. I liked you, and I think America's going to keep you around for a while. Take the criticism and grow. What do you grow from more, puppy love or tough love?
Afterthoughts
What if Ryan asked Simon, "Wow, is that the first close to a love critique you've given this season?"
I don't give love critiques. I just tell people honestly how it is. Haley's performance was one of her personal bests when it comes to overall stage presence and stage management. Were her vocals a little shaky in the beginning? Maybe, but there were three before her that were worse and were told nothing. I thought Haley was charming showed great showmanship. People talking about wanting to buy front row tickets, this was a performance worth selling. The question is, was this her one hit wonder or a window into what will be to come.
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Wow, Z., yes this is exactly what Simon C. would have said. He was great at noticing the diamond in a sea of rough performances. I thought it was so weird when they all railed her out, but she was actually stellar, in my opinion.
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