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Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Top 7 Performance Show – Casey

| Intro | Casey | Haley | Jacob | James | Lauren | Stefano | Scotty |

Wolf Man Casey
Shrill shrews all! Brilliant comedy with Casey really taking a dose.

Casey performs Maroon 5's "I Put a Spell on You"
Casey, that was the most preposterous and self-indulgent performance you've ever given. I don't know how to explain the opportunity you are squandering. The judges saved you, and America has continued to support you at the expense of some singers who really take this competition seriously. I didn't get any aspect of the performance. The gratuitous finale with Jennifer was your personal low point.. Don't let the screaming audience tell you differently. The goofy angle is too much.. There's just nothing about this that would make me buy the song and you wouldn't want to know why I'd come to your concert. Sorry, stop the boos, but someone has to be honest with you.

What if Ryan asked Simon, "Do you have anything constructive to say to Casey?"
I wouldn't know where to begin, I'm still in shock over how terrible that was. Constructive? How about this. Construct an exit over there and use it wisely.

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