After sitting through another performance show in what is now a long string of utter disappointments with this season of "American Idol", those around me encouraged me to take a shot at giving the contestants what they need, and that is Simon Cowell-esque critiques. Of course, there is no earthly way to replace the real thing. Some would say no one should try. In any case, I tried. This round of critiques were written immediately after each live performance. Please read them in good humor and write your own comments. Please help spread this blog around the web so that everyone who missed Simon's candid comments can weigh in. Feel free to boo and hiss! The comments will always be moderated, so do not write comments you wouldn't post on the refrigerator at your grandmother's house, they won't be published. If you think Simon would have said something else, feel free to write your own Simon-esque.
Thank you for your time and your support!
Zephyr "Simon-Wannabe" Sinclair
Click here to read the intro and critiques of the Top 8 – 8 Perform
Click here to read a bit more about what I think Simon Would Say?" and why this could be the worst season of "American Idol" ever.